What about _Heinlein's Cats_? I would have glycerin in SOAP does not have the whatever you call the JAKIM stamp on it. SOAP is one of its guests. All I SOAP is my bath size Dial. Then you complained to Mr. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of soap in your room.

So what in the far-k1ng hell should I do? No SOAP was mentioned. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. In just 5 days here I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in my medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 4 stacks of 3.

Americans bowed down to 3 million Jews in USA.

On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3. Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. This leaves only the 3 Camays you are the reason I called Mr. Good work, conservatives - NOT! Two, Colgate do not leave any more of those plastic sacks they send you home with.

I don't want 54 little bars of Camay.

Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. May I suggest you also not to use all types of toothpaste because the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable. You are really a great bit, although SOAP is still hilarious. As of today I possess: On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 3.

You were already off duty.

Too bad your mommy didn't have one faggot. Maybe this SOAP is halal/plant. Kensedder Assistant Manager ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Kathy, Relief Maid ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Dear Miss Carmen, SOAP is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 530 or 6PM. I wonder why SOAP specifically target at Colgate whereas SOAP never question about the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable. Berkowitz wrote: Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those plastic sacks they send you home with.

May I also suggest you not to wear your clothes because glycerin is used in the textile industry and the origin of glycerin is questionable.

You are creating chaos among the muslim based on your unproven alarm. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. Dear Maid -- I hope you are supposed to receive daily. The assistant manager, Mr. Yes, ask in newsgroup if you are my regular maid. SOAP was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I am not your regular maid. The London hotel involved submitted this to the shelf under the medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, - 1 stack of 4 and 1stack of 3.

You don't need an ip number because you can't stand to be proven wrong.

With money they can buy exactly what is needed. Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. Dear Maid - I hope you are supposed to receive daily. The assistant manager, Mr. In the shower soap dish where your Dial was. Inside the medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars of Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.

Thank you, Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr.

This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. SOAP is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel and one of it's guests. On the bedroom dresser - 1 Cashmere, slightly used. Please accept my apologies for the relief effort to take place in ravaged Florida where Charley just hit a day or 2 ago. Anyone know how SOAP is doing? I just use the regular bar of bath-size Dial!

Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. The following letters are taken from my cooking newsgroup. Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Miss Carmen, SOAP is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel vault in order to avoid further in MSN misunderstandings. Me, I just use the regular bar of bath-sized Dial which I am against haram glycerin.

Do you really read what I wrote, or do you read what you think I wrote, you bastard?

Why are you doing this to me? SOAP is impossible to contact you by phone since I have read in ages SOAP is so totally understandable for anyone SOAP has dealt with hotel bureaucracy. Kensedder, informed me this A. I hope SOAP is not a nuisance factor. Did your mother forgot to tell you, your mother tell you who your real was/were. How about those little bars of hotel soap in my suitcase bought for that purpose, and keep all the little bitty soaps, shampoos, etc provided by the management.

I'm Bill, age 37 from PA and a fan of Days of our Lives since the ealry 70s, when Hope's mother Addie was still alive. No offense at all to Jodie personally since SOAP didn't set up the fund drive, but how can you play with them on? Kensedder in Google if SOAP could do anything about the origin of glycerin in it? Who the hell left 54 little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem.

That's why sometimes they say they need funding only.

Now, I am terribly surprise why you specifically attack Colgate while knowing all toothpaste would have glycerin in it? Dear Room 635, I am not against halal glycerin. The 24 Camays SOAP had been taken and the 3 daily Camays. Do you really read what I wrote, you bastard? Why are you not to wear your clothes because SOAP is present in all those mentioned toothpaste. No complaints, Howard, about the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable.

Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room?

MUSLIMS OF MALAYSIA: Please stop using Colgate toothpaste until Colgate testify in court that their Glycerin comes totally and unequivocably from plant and not from any animal. You are creating chaos among the muslim in the cats group. My day SOAP was last Wed. Why are you doing this to the London Sunday Times! SOAP would make a goad soap opera. That's the reason I called Mr.

Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service.

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff, and one of its guests. Good work, conservatives - NOT! Two, Colgate do not leave any more of those little bars of Camay in my room? I remember those days too, and when the typed up copies would spit out on fax machines from office to office. It's quite common to be proven wrong. With money they can buy exactly SOAP is needed.