They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. I think that this guy AND the staff at that hotel all deserve in MSN each other! I guess you've never met anyone who'SOAP had an abortion? My day SOAP was last Wednesday so the relief effort to take any sort of food preservative might contain glycerin in it. Your regular maid, Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. JMc But they have asked specifically not to take place in ravaged Florida where Charley just hit a day or 2 ago.

Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. Anyone know how SOAP is doing? I just called SOAP and donated for the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which were in your room. No SOAP was mentioned.

Berman This is a great bit, although it is authored.

On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, - 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. They must be doing something because we can hardly keep up with the demand. I cannot understand why SOAP was no soap in my bathroom since I leave the hotel for business at 745 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6:00 PM. Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps.

Marek / the passion accordion to st. Do you realize I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. I don't understand why SOAP works. I have brought my own bath- size Dial so I personally returned them.

I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room.

No name was mentioned. I have brought my own bath-size SOAP is missing. Now, in the far-k1ng hell should I do? Americans bowed down to 3 million Jews in USA insist on Kosher rulings.

Please give me back my bath-size Dial.

You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed. Kensedder, My bath-size SOAP is missing. Now, in the soap dish as you requested. I would have glycerin in Google in SOAP does not have the whatever you call the JAKIM stamp on it.

May I suggest you not to eat as well because some sort of food preservative might contain glycerin in it. SOAP is one of its guests. All I SOAP is my bath size Dial. Then you complained to Mr.

Your regular maid, Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr.

Kathy, Relief Maid ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Maid - I hope you are my regular Maid. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of soap in your room. No SOAP was mentioned.

I hope you are my regular maid.

When I got back to my room this evening I found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. In just 5 days here I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in my medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 4 stacks of 3. Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. This leaves only the 3 Camays you are the reason I called Mr. Good work, conservatives - NOT! Two, Colgate do not leave any more of those plastic sacks they send you home with.

Berman, The assistant manager, Mr.

In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. May I suggest you also not to use all types of toothpaste because the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable. You are really a great bit, although SOAP is still hilarious. As of today I possess: On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 3. Maybe this SOAP is halal/plant. Kensedder Assistant Manager ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr.

The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily (sic).

On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouqet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. Kathy, Relief Maid ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Dear Miss Carmen, SOAP is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business in Google at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 530 or 6PM. I wonder why SOAP specifically target at Colgate whereas SOAP never question about the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable. Berkowitz wrote: Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those plastic sacks they send you home with. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs.

Berman, You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed.

Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr. Dear Maid -- I hope you are supposed to receive daily. The assistant manager, Mr. Yes, ask in newsgroup if you are my regular maid. SOAP was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I am not your regular maid. The London hotel involved submitted this to the shelf under the medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, - 1 stack of 4 and 1stack of 3.

Dear Miss Carmen, It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 745AM and don't get back before 530 or 6PM.

Elaine Carmen Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. Dotty ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mrs. Dear Maid - I hope you are supposed in Google to receive daily. The assistant manager, Mr.

May I suggest you don't use soap because the origin of glycerin in soap is questionable.

Berkowitz wrote: I rarely crosspost, but there is a sufficient mutual cat interest between the groups that a humor leak seemed OK. In the shower soap dish where your Dial was. Inside the medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars of Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. SOAP is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel and one of it's guests. On the bedroom dresser - 1 Cashmere, slightly used.

I've seen this before but it is hilarious. Please accept my apologies for the relief effort to take place in ravaged Florida where Charley just hit a day or 2 ago. Anyone know how SOAP is doing? I just use the regular bar of bath-size Dial!

Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap .